Shooter!

A casual browse through the wonderland that is reddit's r/foodporn reveals the delicious trend that is shooter sandwiches. Essentially, you hollow out a big ole hunka bread, fill it with as much as possible, squish it and grill it. Dan and I spent a romantic afternoon throwing this together, gleefully nibbling at all the ingredients and filling up on enormous dairy ice-creams just before dinner. Despite this ruining of the appetites, the smell of melty pesto and baking bread and steak grilling got us back into eating mode.

Step 1: Hollow your bread. Save the innards for cleaning up the bacon fat coming up soon!

Om nom nom

Step 2: Cheese. It was a genius idea on the boyfriend's part to use cheese as a shield to keep the bread from turning unsightly colours.

Step 3: Bacon! Cook it almost as much as you like it because the grilling at the end won't cook it much more.

Step 4: Pesto. Whiz the leaves of a basil plant with a handful of pine nuts (or whatever cheaper nuts are about), parmesan, pepper and oil until it's a pleasing consistency. 

Step 5: Mushrooms which have been fried in bacon fat and garlic.

Step 6: Red onion. For your 5+ a day.

Step 7: Steak. Cooked rare and cut into bite sized hunks.

Step 8: More cheese!

Step 9: Wrap in tinfoil on a bed of fresh rosemary.

Step the tenth: Squish it good. This is also an excellent way to stop your weights from gathering dust.

Step 11: Grill.

Oh yes. The bacon seemed to melt away and the parental guinea pigs who also enjoyed this for dinner couldn't tell there was any bacon until they were told. This is a very versatile sandwich; Dan is already planning his seafood shooter. For further inspiration. 

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Pepper Pesto

I have the habit of being unable to resist the written word should it appear before me. Once I start a book, no matter how god-awful, I simply must finish it; I feel guilty if I don't read a news article to the bitter end; and if a cookbook is present, I'll have 'just a quick flick through.' 

I was supposed to be watching a heart-breaking movie with my boyfriend's family but his mum had Annabel Langbein's cookbook, The Free Range Cook just lying there! Big pretty pictures combined with food was a killer combo and I have no idea how the movie ended. 

Rushing home to save my dad from starvation, I decided to give Annabel's Roasted Pepper Pesto a go. 

It wasn't until I got home that I realised I'd admired the pictures and skimmed the method but had largely ignored the ingredients list and therefore had no idea how much of anything I was meant to be using. Time to improvise!

Luckily we had some Bambi in the freezer

Last year, Mum and I preserved some lemons after reading about them in Cuisine. I used the zest and oil from this batch, which featured star anise, bay leaves and peppercorns. Grating the lemon was pretty textural but tasted fab.

Cut a hunk of venison into bite-size pieces and place in a small container. Add zest of one lemon and some balsamic vinegar. Stir and cover.

Roast a red capsicum, half a red onion and as much garlic as you can get away with. The capsicum is ready when the skin blackens. Pop it in a bowl and cover with a tea towel or something so it sweats. Once cool enough to touch, the skin peels right off. Gently roast a few handfuls of almonds in a little oil with a teaspoon each of paprika and cumin. Throw almonds and spice, garlic, peeled capsicum, some lemon zest in a food processor and whiz it. Add oil until you have the texture you like and add more spice if you want it hotter.

Fry venison over high heat and serve with rice, pesto and red onion.

Dirty name no longer pending

There's nothing like coming home at the end of the day to a refreshing cocktail. Mother introduced me to Pimms a few years ago and it quickly became our drink of choice over marathon games of Kings or Scrabble. On my long drive home, I thinking about different ways of mixing Pimms; we usually drink it with ginger ale and lemonade. A family friend (whose fabulous tarts have previously been pictured on this blog) gave Mum a pot of this herbal tea for Christmas: 

Eastern Sunshine is a fab smelling blend which includes pineapple pieces, lemongrass and pink peppercorns. It also comes in this gorgeous little container.

To make a cocktail for mother and myself, I steeped half a cup of tea for a few minutes, then put in the fridge to cool it down. Twirl a few shakes of bitters with some ice around each glass, then add a shot of Pimms. Add the cooled tea and equal parts Mac's sour apple fizz and ginger ale, then top each glass off with half a lemon and a sprig of mint. 

I brainstormed dirty names for this concoction for a while (Mum was very keen on incorporating 50 Shades of whatever into the title...). However, after seeing the glory that is Les Mis and admiring Sacha Baron Cohen, I decided my new drink can be called the Master of the 'Ouse. Coz Pimms really does rule our roost ( and it's the same colour as Baron Cohen's hair in the the movie).

Dinner, starring chicken

Try as I might, it is hard to survive on jam and fudge. Occasionally, meat is needed. Chicken tends to be my default meat any time I venture into the real world and order food. Because chicken is rad. We also had an eggplant in the fridge which was beginning to look a little sad. Eggplant chips don't have much flavour but are crispy and waaay better for you than deep-fried stuff, and so are excellent for that second gruelling week of healthy New Year's resolutions.  

 

Eggplant Chips

Halve an eggplant lengthwise then slice thinly. Coat each slice in flour, whisked egg, then breadcrumbs. Arrange in a single layer on a baking tray and bake at 180°C for ten minutes. Flip them and bake for another ten minutes or until golden and crunchy. I served it with a tomato based sauce, but these would also be awesome with hummus, pesto, aioli, or anything else you have lurking in the fridge.

Chicken:

Whisk together even parts balsamic vinegar glaze (or balsamic vinegar with a little brown sugar) and olive oil. Cut a criss-cross pattern onto chicken breasts. This helps trap extra sauce. Mmm extra sauce. Paint the chicken with the oil and vinegar then arrange a few star anise on top. Leave to sit for at least 15 minutes. Fry on high heat until mostly cooked then lower heat and cover.

Noodles:
Fry udon noodles in oil with garlic, a teaspoon of peanut butter and the juice and zest of a lemon. Add chopped spinach, mushrooms and capsicum if you're like my dad and feel dinner is incomplete sans vegetables.

Encounters of the food kind

Recently, I've been vaguely fatigued and don't feel like slaving over a hot stove on my days off, let alone straight after work. Instead of radio silence, I thought I'd do a photo post of tasty treats I've encountered lately. Tada.

Family burger building

Family friend brought around some excellent tarts

Lazy lasanga á la Alison Holst

Chrissie's Gooseberry Tart

Dessert pizza complete with tequila, mmm

Chrissie's Strawberry Tart

An experiment involving beer, batter and fries

I just thought this was a funny carrot

Yum, boysencider